Lyve: No! I cannot take you to lunch.
Me: Why not?
Lyve: Because my relatives will be there and you’re too high maintenance.
Me: Why? Do they feed you live chickens there?
Lyve: hahaha love that.
Me: Well I do have an ego the size of Europe
Lyve: Nope, more like the size of asia and north America combined. And that’s just for the face.
Me: And that’s why you love me. You got more brains, I have more ego, we could rule the world someday.
Lyve: hahaha very true.
Me: Are you feeling better?
Jackie: Yeah. Sorry I had to disturb you at this time.
Me: That’s alright, Im already disturbed.
Me: Oh shut up you’re as old as Methuselah
Dennis: Who’s that?
Me: The fuck? Fine you’re as old as Adam.
Dennis: No Im not.
Me: Oh thank god you know who Adam is.
Me: Guard my DSLR with your life.
Dennis: Dont worry. Ill take care of it the way I took care of my liver.
Me: Oh hell no. give me back my camera.
Dennis: I was kidding! Ill take care of it the same way I take care of myself.
Me: Oh great! That's worse!