Funny Facebook Statuses from Anne.

Anne is a good friend of mine and she posts the funniest status messages. Here are some of them. HIGHlarity to the extreme. I dont know how she comes up with these. Here are a few:

Dracula: I suck people's blood and terrorize
the villagers! What do you do?
Edward: I...sparkle.
Dracula: Wow. That's kinda... gay.
Edward: I know. :(
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I get on Facebook because I'm bored. Then I get bored because Facebook is boring. So I sign off. Then I get back on because I'm just bored.
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The world can't end in 2012, I have a yogurt that expires in 2013.
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Bella: Edward, you sparkle...
Edward: I know.
Bella: That's kind of gay...
Edward: -_-
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OUCH! I just got hit with a soda. Good thing it was a soft drink! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Get it?! SOFT drink! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
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What's brown and sticky?! A stick! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Pag nadapa ka sa harapan ng crush mo tumayo ka agad ng buong tapang at sbhn sknya "thats how i fall for you" ayiiiii
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LQTM= Laughing Quietly To Myself. This is the new LOL. =)
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PUSO: mahal ko talaga siya!
ISIP: i know. sobra pa nga di ba?
PUSO: alam mo naman pala eh! ba't pilit mo siya kinakalimutan?!
ISIP: kc ayaw na kitang masaktan...
STOMACH: makinig ka naman kay ISIP, kc sa sobrang pagmamahal mo di ka na kumakain. Tulala pa minsan!
LIVER: Korek! Lagi ka pa umiinom, affected na kami ni KIDNEY!
...LUNGS: Hirap na din ako huminga! Hay naku!(Mga emotional na lamang-loob! hahaha) via far away;)
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"I WAS THE HAPPIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD WHEN I SAW HIS FACE".. sa tagalog: "AKO ANG PINAKAMALIGAYANG TAO SA MUNDO NUNG NILAGRE KO ANG MUKHA NIYA!" HAHAHAHAHAHA!;)

Anne has hundreds of these on her Facebook profile page. Can't stop laughing whenever I read them.