Conversations...

After months, here's another round of conversations I've had with people.

Lyve: You look crappy.
Me: I know!
Lyve: Oi I said you look crappy ah, hindi you look like crap.
Me: I look crappy and I feel like crap. It's all good.
Lyve: Shot?
Me: Sure.
Lyve: Hahaha.

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Eden: Baka naman masyadong ma-baby si Parker sayo.
Me: And?
Eden: Baka magsawa ka.
Me: Hindi ano ka ba. Style ko yun para hindi siya maghanap ng iba.
Eden: Hahaha

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Lyve: My boobs are shrinking.
Me: Maybe its because of the cold.
Lyve: What the?!
Me: Why?
Lyve: Anong tingin mo sa boobs ko?! Parang ****?!

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Over the phone:

Mae: So ano gagawin niyo diyan?
Me: Orgy.
Lyve: What the fuck?!
Jet: Oh I like that!!!
Ajang: Hmmmm...
Me: Masaya naman ah. Dalawang bakla, isang amazonang bakla at isang lesbiana. It should be a fun night.
Mae: TAMA!
Lyve: Sino yung lesbiana?
Me, Jet, Mae: IKAW!
Lyve: Im not a lesbian.
Me: Alangan naman si Ajang?!
Ajang: Hmmmm...

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Over Skype:

Parker: Smile like this.
Me: I dont wanna.
Parker: Sige na. Smile like this.
Me: Ayaw!
Parker: Sige na konting pilit pa gagawin mo din naman eh.
Me: Ehhh tumigil ka.
Parker: Please? smile, tilt your head and squint your eyes like this.
*After doing it*
Parker: Hahaha ginaya mo naman.
Me: Sino sa atin ang may screenshot?! Hahaha
Parker: Shet!
Me: Kala mo ah.

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Me: I have something to tell you.
Chiara: What? You make kwento na kasi.
Me: I have a boyfriend.
Chiara: (silence)
Me: Did you hear me? Are you mad?
Chiara: Yeah I heard you. Im happy for you. But its unfair!
Me: Wha...why?
Chiara: Because you all have boyfriends and I'm still single!
Me: Huh?!
Chiara: Hindi naman ako choosy ah! All I want is a guy na gwapo, who's 5'11-6'2'', may trabaho, with nice eyes, blah blah blah.
Me: Oo nga teh. Hindi ka choosy. Unfair talaga.