Conversations...

Me: Can I give her a refund?
Derek: No!
Me: She's Canadian! You're Canadian!
Derek: I dont care. Dont you know how much I hate Justin Bieber?!
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Me: I have something to tell you.
Zeke: What?
Me: I..uhhm...I'm...well... I'm gay.
Zeke: Hmmm...Cant say I'm surprised.
Me: What?!
Zeke: You like Wicked.
Me: What the fuck?!
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Libby: Teh second day palang ng training alam ko na.
Me: Ha? Pano?! Eh tahimik lang naman ako nun.
Libby: Pumasok kasi ako ng training room eh narinig kitang kumakanta ng 'I Hate This Part' ng Pussycat Dolls.
Me: Hahaha
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Mama: No cable signal for the past week. I am pissed off at Dream Cable.
Me: I've been telling you for the past 7 years to just get regular cable.
Tita Grace: Mad, you are mad.
MaMa: Fuming mad, in a murderous rage, damn all those incompetent idiots, they can all go fry in hell!
Tita Grace: I've never heard you this mad.
Me:  I have, but her anger was usually directed at me.
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Libby: He's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar..la la la. Teh gusto mo ba si Taylor?
Me: Lautner?
Libby: Hahaha. Hay naku teh wala na talagang pagdududa.
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Tess: Ton marunong ka bang magmake-up at mag-ayos ng buhok?
Anton: Mommy kelan lang ako nagladlad diba? Anong malay ko diyan?! Mukha ba akong may alam sa ganyan?!
Tess: Hahaha sira ulo ka talaga.
Me: Mudra pa-asembolin mo ako ng pc kaya ko kahit nakapikit.