Thursday, February 17, 2011

10 Funny Things I've Heard Around The Office

One of the reasons kung bakit naeenjoy ko ang trabaho ko ay dahil sa mga officemates ko. Pano ba naman halos araw-araw eh may party sa department namin. Ang kukulit kasi namin. Eto I'll give you a taste of the things I hear from them.

10. "Perfect attendance eh may prize? Bakit wala akong prize?! 6 days lang naman ako absent ah!"

9. "♪Congratulations...a celebration♪"

8. "Ganito ang qualifications para maging trainor, dapat nagyoyosi, may tattoo, at malaki ang boobs"

7. "Ohhhhhhhh-emmmmm-geeeeeeee"

6. "I believe in the saying that it's better to be late...than pregnant"

5. "Ayy antangkad...amputi...antey malaki yaaaannnnn!"

4. Jelai: "Kawawa din sila no? Kung ikaw ba? tutulungan mo sila?".
    Bongga: "Depende kung nasa mood ako"

3. Mariah: "I need Sunday off please"
    Del: "Ano kapalit?"
    Mariah: "Puri ko!"
    Del: "Masaya na ako sa off ko. Kalimutan mo nang nagtanong ako."

2. "My milkshake brings all the boys from the yard and damn right, it's better than yours"

1. "Putang-ina naman eh! Bakit kasi ganon...(after 5 minutes)... I love you po Yam..."

Have I mentioned how much I love my team mates?

3 comments:

Melody said...

palong-palo lang ah! bka namn nasa diary mo pa yan ah! hahahaha! trip ko din yung number.3!!! hahahahah!

ilovestevenash said...

Yan ang mga pamatay na banat.

khyzxhyren27 said...

love it baks..lagi na lang may eksena sa blog mo..hehheheh!