Thursday, January 27, 2011

Conversations...

Me: Lets MMS dirty pictures to one another.
Parker: Ayaw.
Me: Eh sa mga ex nman nya, ngpapadala ng mga malaswang pics..
Parker: Bastusin sila babe. Eh ung babe ko, ginagalang, nirerespeto.
Me: Ayaw! Gusto ko binabastos ako! Bastusin mo ako!
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Mariah: Baks! Mahilig ka ba sa mga good boy type?
Me: Hindi masyado.
Mariah: Ako din.
Me: Gusto ko binabastos ako hehe.
Mariah: Hahaha...Ako din...Hahaha.

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On Skype.

Parker: Vale. Bueno.
Me: Huh?
Parker: Ok. Well. It's Spanish.
Me: Ahh. Lets sleep na.
Parker: Vamos tulog na hihi
Me: Dormir
Parker: Whatever!
Me: Dormir means to sleep in Spanish.
Parker: Quiver! Qui-veerrrhhh!!!
Me: Hahaha.
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Me: So who is he?
Lyve: Some spanish guy.
Me: Oohhh Spanish. Nice. Those are nice.
Lyve: You've tasted those?
Me: Yup.
Lyve: Oh shit I meant Chinese not Spanish.
Me: Oh, those are good too.
Lyve: You've tasted those too?
Me: Of course.
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Jackie: Bes! Heartbroken ako!
Me: O, whats new?
Jackie: Seryoso na to. Break na kami.
Me: Oo nga. Whats new?
After 24 hours.
Jackie: BES!!! Kami na ulit!!!
Me: Again, what's new?!

1 comment:

khyzxhyren27 said...

whahhah! naloka ako dun sa last..nakarelate lang..hehehhe!