Conversations...

Bongga: Naubos mo yun?!
Me: Oo bakit?
Bongga: Uhhhmmm...
Me: Are you seriously surprised?
Bongga: Well... yes...
Me: Hahaha. Finally may nagulat na I can eat that much.
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Ramon: Anton has a commendation from one of our clients.
Tess: Really?! Are you sure its for him?
Derek: Hahaha that's mean.
Me: And to you mommy Tess I raise...my eyebrow.
Derek: Hahaha
Tess: Hoy ibaba mo yang dalawang kilay mo.
Me: Isa lang ang nakataas mommy. Pero two inches up.
Tess: Hahaha sira.
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Me: Here's the planner I bought. It's cute right?
Parker: Yeah it is. How much is it?
Me: 350. You want one babe?
Parker: Hindi na. Hindi naman ako kikay eh.
Me: You sure?
Parker: Yeah saka hindi rin yan kasya sa pouch ko.
Me: Hahahaha.
Parker: Why are you laughing?
Me: Hindi ka kikay sabay hindi kasya sa pouch mo? Hahaha
Parker: Hahaha onga no. Wag mo 'tong ibloblog!
Me: Sure ;-P
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Denia: Magleleave ako ng 16 days.
Me: Bakit naman ang tagal?
Libby: Syempre ikakasal siya diba?
Me: Bakit? 16 days ang span nung wedding?! Kakabugin mo kasal nila Regine at Ogie?
Libby: Syempre may preparations pa yan.
Denia: Yung honeymoon pa.
Libby: Bakit pag ikaw ba kinasal?
Me: One day na kasal. Four days na honeymoon.
Libby: Kita mo!
Me: 1+4. 16 ba yun?!
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Mariah: Nasan yung chat schedule?
Me: Nandito (points to table beside me).
Mariah: Saan?
Me: Dito.
Mariah: Saan nga?!
Me: Dito nga!
Mariah: Saan?!
Me: (sighs) ditey! Nanditey!
Mariah: Ah! Ditey. Wa mo naman kasi say na ditey pala.
Me: Puta ka may ginagawa ako.
Mariah: hahaha love you teh.
Me: Love you too.