Marlboro Black Part 2

"Its Menthol so its healthier than an apple!"
-Roger, American Dad

I smoke. Yes I do. Everyone knows including my parents. They've even seen me smoke. This is the brand I smoke, Marlboro Black. Recently my housemate Lady Gaga(not real name) told me that they already stopped making MB because its addictive due to its high menthol content. NO NO NO NO!!!Marlboro Black Menthols are strong Menthol cigarettes, containing .6mg of nicotine and 8mg of tar. Sounds scary doesn't it? But its sooooo damn good.

At first I did not believe what Lady Gaga said but when I went out to buy, all of the shops, malls, and grocery stores were out of it. Even 7/11 was out of Marlboro Black, I took it as a sign that this is it. The end of days. Well the end of my smoking days anyway. My body isn't used to any other cigarette aside from MB. I hope they start making marlboro black again, all Marlboro Black users, lets start a petition, go on rally, anything! I sound like a lunatic dont I? Hahaha.